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Some times you just have to torture chan ops with misposts ... sorry sam ... :P

nova — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:21:23 GMT

3/17/2010 10:13:40 PM] 23"Then the master told his servant, 'Go out to the roads and country lanes and make them come in, so that my house will be full. 24I tell you, not one of those men who were invited will get a taste of my banquet.' "
[3/17/2010 10:14:37 PM] plz don't tell me you had a whopper
[3/17/2010 10:14:49 PM] beef its whats for dinner
[3/17/2010 10:14:59 PM] lol
[3/17/2010 10:15:39 PM] um random?
[3/17/2010 10:16:14 PM] um...
[3/17/2010 10:16:16 PM] lol
[3/17/2010 10:16:26 PM] [3/17/2010 10:14:37 PM] plz don't tell me you had a whopper
[3/17/2010 10:16:55 PM] * Pillar[lurking]!USER1286@c-76-122-155-63.hsd1.mi.comcast.net has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[3/17/2010 10:17:18 PM] Sam hangs his head in shame and puts on his CaptianWrongWindow t-shirt
[3/17/2010 10:17:35 PM] LOL
[3/17/2010 10:17:48 PM] fun time ....

Hehehe poor sam always sending chat to the wrong windows :p

Why do you believe in god?

FreeThinkingAtheist — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:44:52 GMT

Hello all, I am just curious as to what verifiable evidence you have that this god character exist?

Thanks

happy st pattys day

streetpreacher — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:11:32 GMT

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick�s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can�t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they�re always a little short.

Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o�gold?
A: They like to �go� first class!

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He�s Dublin over with laughter!

Q: What�s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O�furniture!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A: A bachelor.

Be led by the Lord

Jimi — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:45:34 GMT

My niece and her 15 daughter were robbed,and they stole all of Megan the 15 year olds, jewelry, I felt so bad for her,and i said I wish there was something I could do, so the Lord put it in my heart to give her $120.00 to let her know where was good in the world as well as evil. any way i sent her the money,then only 3 days later ,i recieved $120.00 unexpectedly. and I had to Praise God. I was truely blessed and encouraged by the Lord. amen

Fishing

Deacon — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:02:41 GMT

Doug was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours.

Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."

Doug replied, "Well . . . a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting."

Confess your faults one to another

GentleDove — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:09:00 GMT

God has His unique ways to shake me up. He has a lot of changing to do in my life. I think I can�t go any further or on the other hand I think I am just a failure.
Every night I go on a special Christian Site. The leader has a special topic God leads him or her to explore. It is amazing that every time as they go on, they always say something that hits me right where it hurts. My preacher does the same thing.
When it is done, we are given a chance to comment on what was said as it hit us. Sometimes I feel nothing had really convicted me. I listen to what others say. Almost every time, God gives me a push. He says: �You know you are not perfected yet and won�t be until I take you home.
It�s really not that I didn�t have anything to confess. It�s that my self- pride got in the way and I was reluctant to let anyone know how much I have failed. Then like out of the blue the Holy Spirit hits me with �Confess your faults one to another.� James 5:16 (King James Version)
�Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.�
Every time I swallowed my pride and confessed my shortcoming, it was released into God�s hand so He could do what He willed with it and the healing followed.
As long as we are alive, God has many ways to bring our faults to the front so we don�t hold them close to us as if they were a prized possession in our limited mind.When we throw them out in the garbage, we have more room to fill the space with the Word of God.
Thank You Lord for this site You led me to and also my preacher. They are like a doctor who can draw out the poison that is in our imperfect system. Don�t be afraid of the operation. �Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.� As one person said to this effect �as long as you keep getting convicted , that means that you are still in God�s favor and He has the remedy for wholeness.�
God bless you all as you get bold enough to �Confess Your Faults---one to another.� God loves us with a burning passion. Do we love Him enough to want His corrections? Kept this thought in your mind.

zoo

streetpreacher — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:08:13 GMT

A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn't know the plural of "mongoose."

He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two mongeese."

No, that wouldn't work, so he tried again: "To whom it may concern, I need two mongooses." Is that right?

Finally, he got an idea: "To whom it may concern, I need a mongoose, and while you're at it, send me another one."

the sunday school

streetpreacher — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:19:08 GMT

> The Sunday School teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say
> prayers before eating?"
>
> "No sir," little Johnny replies, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook."

My Testimony (BAD & FAST)

jericho — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:46:06 GMT

user have deleted his testimony (too many errors in old one)

Ohio Officer Fatally Shot, Suspect Killed

Rock — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:30:22 GMT

A veteran Elyria police officer was fatally shot last night after responding to a 911 call at a residence.

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Tithes :)

iLoveLordJesus — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:50:46 GMT

A guy who is a newly born again Christian got confused about the idea of tenth percent.... Timely, he recieves his first salary for the month and prays hard to God for guidance in what to do bout the money... now he goes to his church and picks money in his wallet.... and he smiles and says.."WHEW GUD THING I KEPT TEN PERCENT OF MY SALARY AND GAVE THE EXCESS!" hahahah did you guys get it?

Newlywed Surprise

Deacon — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:31:41 GMT

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said: "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

Then she said: "I'm glad that you feel this way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us." :eek:

pray for pots he has a very bad case of the flu

texbelle — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:47:00 GMT

Hi he has struggled with the foot injury and then has been sick since las week with the flu , he in going to go to the dr tomorrow and also was scheduled to go back to work wednesday so pray for all this , thanks!
Kim

granpa

streetpreacher — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:02:00 GMT

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime
> story. From time to time, she would take her eyes
> off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was
> alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
>
> Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
>
> "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
>
> "Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
>
> "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
>
> Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at
> it, isn't he?"
>

Ohio Officer Dies While Chasing Man on Foot

Rock — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:55:47 GMT

A Cleveland Heights officer died after collapsing while chasing down a suspect on March 13.

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