Fancy Titles for Ordinary Jobs:

1: Department store cashier = Retail transaction Specialist.

2: Taxi driver = Urban transportation provider.


3: Bus driver = Fixed Route Transportation provider.

4: Bus Boy = Dirty Dish Removal Specialist.


5: Waitress = Food Delivery Specialist

6: Contractor = Building Construction Specialist.

7:Bank Teller = Money Handling Specialist.
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1: Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.


2: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

3: When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

4: A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


5: Of all the things I`ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

6: Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights...

1: Honeymoon.....The period of time between I Do.....and You Better or Else !!!

2:Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

3:The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10


4:Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door


5: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...

1: Nutrition.....Eggs are nutritious....Milk is nutritious......Wheat is nutritious.....Eggs,Milk,and wheat are found in Chocolate cake....therefore Chocolate cake is nutritious


2:The problem with kids.....The problem with kids is that they're brain damaged......you set your Pepsi down and tell the kid.....don't drink it....and go to get the newspaper....you come back and the kids drinking it......you say "didn't I tell you not to drink that".....the kid replies...

1: The vikings didn't disappear....they just moved to Minnesota !!!!

2: buccaneer.....what a ear of corn costs !!!!

3: Football......22 men fighting over a pig skin

4: Procrastination.....Doing tomorrow....what you
should have done today !!!!


5: The Four Seasons.......BaseBall.....BasketBall.....FootBall ....Hockey
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